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Isbjørn · 02-10-2014, 08:09 AM

It's Justin Bieber Week!

Album: Believe
Artist: Justin Bieber
Year: 2012
Genre: Teen pop

Let me start off with saying this one thing: Justin Bieber and his music does not have a spot in my heart, and never will have. There. So, why am I doing this? Because it's JB Week, the one week when we try to persuade Trollheart into listening to, and review, a Justin Bieber album. Oh, and you'll have to listen to it yourself, too. It seems that both Dj and YorkeDaddy have accepted the dreadful challenge. Great!

The album starts off with “All Around the World”. Repetitive and annoying. That synthetizer WILL melt my brain. It's follow-up, “Boyfriend” is softer, but just as vomitive. Also, it's very creepy, both in terms of lyrics and instrumentation.

You know what, let's just move on to listing some of the crimes committed in the making of this album, I'm lazy and don't want to run out of degrading words.

- Melting my brain
- Causing major ear damage
- Collaborating with Nicki Minaj
- Lyrically covering exactly one theme
- Repeating the word “swag” for no apparent reason on "Boyfriend"

I would include the non-musical crimes he's committed, but here in the Poseur Cave it's all about objective views. What do you mean “that's not objective at all"? Shut up!

02-10-2014, 08:09 AM	#57 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	It's Justin Bieber Week! Album: Believe Artist: Justin Bieber Year: 2012 Genre: Teen pop Let me start off with saying this one thing: Justin Bieber and his music does not have a spot in my heart, and never will have. There. So, why am I doing this? Because it's JB Week, the one week when we try to persuade Trollheart into listening to, and review, a Justin Bieber album. Oh, and you'll have to listen to it yourself, too. It seems that both Dj and YorkeDaddy have accepted the dreadful challenge. Great! The album starts off with “All Around the World”. Repetitive and annoying. That synthetizer WILL melt my brain. It's follow-up, “Boyfriend” is softer, but just as vomitive. Also, it's very creepy, both in terms of lyrics and instrumentation. You know what, let's just move on to listing some of the crimes committed in the making of this album, I'm lazy and don't want to run out of degrading words. - Melting my brain - Causing major ear damage - Collaborating with Nicki Minaj - Lyrically covering exactly one theme - Repeating the word “swag” for no apparent reason on "Boyfriend" I would include the non-musical crimes he's committed, but here in the Poseur Cave it's all about objective views. What do you mean “that's not objective at all"? Shut up! __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal Last edited by Isbjørn; 05-07-2014 at 07:41 AM.