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duga · 01-21-2014, 01:12 PM

So everyone thinks that the people in their town are the worst drivers ever. Let me tell you, though, I now officially live in the city with the worst drivers ever. Truly. And I lived in Asia.

This town is Little Rock, AR. People who get annoyed at the following, don't come here:

Constant driving in your blind spot. Blinkers are non-existent. Since they enjoy driving in said blind spot, that means there are always 2 ass holes up front slowing everyone down on the highway. They can't maintain their speed for ****. Sometimes I think no one here really has a destination, they just drive around until they see something interesting to park at. Oh, and they can't park for **** let alone parallel park. At first that was kind of funny, but now I just get supremely annoyed.

Not to mention past 9pm, I see so many swerving cars we may as well be in bumper cars. Just to put in perspective how sad and pathetic the drinking problem is here, we recently had an ice storm. Walk into the store and it is still fully stocked except for 2 things: bread and beer. Both are totally cleared out. Which is funny, too, because bread is freaking perishable...didn't anyone here learn to go for the canned goods if you are going to be out of power for a few days?

I recently visited Indiana (where I used to think people were horrible drivers) and it was seriously like a luxury cruise down the road. People went faster in the fast lane than the slow lane, blinkers abounded, and no fear of some drunk ass hole plowing into me. It was amazing.

Had to vent, sorry.

01-21-2014, 01:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	So everyone thinks that the people in their town are the worst drivers ever. Let me tell you, though, I now officially live in the city with the worst drivers ever. Truly. And I lived in Asia. This town is Little Rock, AR. People who get annoyed at the following, don't come here: Constant driving in your blind spot. Blinkers are non-existent. Since they enjoy driving in said blind spot, that means there are always 2 ass holes up front slowing everyone down on the highway. They can't maintain their speed for **. Sometimes I think no one here really has a destination, they just drive around until they see something interesting to park at. Oh, and they can't park for ** let alone parallel park. At first that was kind of funny, but now I just get supremely annoyed. Not to mention past 9pm, I see so many swerving cars we may as well be in bumper cars. Just to put in perspective how sad and pathetic the drinking problem is here, we recently had an ice storm. Walk into the store and it is still fully stocked except for 2 things: bread and beer. Both are totally cleared out. Which is funny, too, because bread is freaking perishable...didn't anyone here learn to go for the canned goods if you are going to be out of power for a few days? I recently visited Indiana (where I used to think people were horrible drivers) and it was seriously like a luxury cruise down the road. People went faster in the fast lane than the slow lane, blinkers abounded, and no fear of some drunk ass hole plowing into me. It was amazing. Had to vent, sorry. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...