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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.
Third World Problems. I had to walk ten miles in the snow to get some peanuts to smash with my bare hands and the jelly was a total bitch.  |
You had hands? F
ucking luxury. I had to pick up each individual peanut with the crook of my elbow, place them on a board of nails and repeatedly pound them into butter with my face. Took about eight hundred individual peanuts to make a sandwich. We then had to pull the nails out of the board to use as jelly. You f
uckers don't know how easy you had it.