Who would download music illegally? Not this little piggy, nope...not me...mmm mmm noo...I wouldn't dream of it.. Not because of the government and their anti piracy laws, but because I don't want Metallica to show up on my doorstep, looking like the bloated whiny geriatric festival they have become....

So If I were to download music, which I am neither admitting to or denying, I would theoretically sleep with one eye open... clutching my pillow tight...
BTW I CHOSE ANAL BEADS...