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Old 01-15-2014, 09:39 AM   #14084 (permalink)
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I just saw some oldish woman who was smiling like the Joker for no apparent reason. She was way too old to be a young stoner, too southern to be a hippy, but not quite old enough to be an elderly pillhead. I suppose she could be just starting on her twenty-pill-a-day addiction and hasn't yet mastered the art of maintaining, but I got the feeling she was just one of those people who's just happy for no apparent reason at any given time of the day. I hate those people. You do realize in the last five seconds you've been oppressing me with your unwarranted joy somebody was probably raped don't you? Oh, and that's a murder in the last three. Oh guess, while I was typing that twenty people just had their identities stolen. So stop smiling, you sadistic ****!


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