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Originally Posted by Taxman
Could you please start to write this journal again, your Battiness? This is the best one I have ever read.
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It'll happen sometime in the near future. It's always knocking around in my head somewhere on any given day, but I'm just lazy.
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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier
I doubt it, I last heard he was trapped in the lair of Shelob and was being fattened up in her larder.
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I assure you, I need no fattening up. Metal is my blubber.