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Old 12-29-2013, 03:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
Mojo
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Shed Ted sounds like a ****.

My neighbour to my left is not called Shed Ted, but is called Fred. Fred has a greenhouse and a shed.

Shed Fred lives on his own, in what used to be his mothers house. He used to live there with his mother, Brenda, until she was committed to a mental institution, spent a very brief time there, then was discharged to a nursing home once it was decided she had no need to be there, where she lived for a matter of days before she died. Shed Fred masterminded the whole thing. He used to make phoney calls to the police about his mother quite frequently, inventing stories about her, so that eventually once he had built up a profile, sought the advice and manipulated his way into gaining the backing of a doctor, and decided to pull the trigger - the doctor, the police and social services were all conned into believing she deserved to be taken away. She was taken away by several social workers, around six or so police officers, and a few doctors, who all descended on her home at once to "escort" an elderly, lovely old lady away, ultimately to her death, while Shed Fred hid in his brother-in-laws car which was parked at the top of the street, where he watched the whole thing happen and waited until everyone had left to return to the property, which is now his.

Shed Fred is also a ****.
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