There was this one time, when me and my friends were about 10, we went to the swimming pool for one of my friends' birthday parties, and her grandad came too. We pretty much had the whole place to ourselves, and me and ma friend Nat were diving under water with the goggles, takin it in turns, as ya do when you're that age.. But but but, the grandad had a boner, and it was peekin out of his shorts, and *shudders* Why the frick do you get a boner over your 10 year old granddaughter and her friends?!! Feckin sick.
There was another story, but it would have been mean to mention it, incase my friend reads this at some point....
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