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Originally Posted by Vanilla
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I have a special perfume handed down from my nana which ALWAYS get's me some action from the opposite sex. |
That is probably because back then they used exotic things like skunk oil and ambergris from sperm whales in perfumes.
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Originally Posted by Vanilla
I get paranoid about going to the toilet at a guys house (because I'm afraid they might hear me go).
I used to use my dads electric shaver to shave my legs and vajayjay.
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50% of men sniff their electric shavers before using them.... just saying.
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Originally Posted by mord
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
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