I was kidnapped by the Ku Klux Klan when I was twelve. They duck taped a funnel to my mouth and forced me to drink moonshine for three months before I killed four of them with a Confederate flag while making my escape. Been an alcoholic ever since.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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