Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I'd say get a girlfriend. Its way better masturbating when its someone elses hand roping you and massaging your balls.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.