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Old 09-27-2013, 10:14 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 View Post
rare moment of seriousness

actually wasnt cheating but first time i learned another dude was involved


-broke up for a few months
-things unresolved
-see each other monthly mainly for sex
-have party at my crib on new years eve
-drink 6 shots of jager
-drink hurricane
-her best friend tells me shes with someone else
-not good idea when i've drank so much
-get mad at everyone
-ppl leave for awhile
-take shots of jager
-bong mikes harder lemonade someone left with my best friend
-ppl come back
-still angry
-leave her voicemail
-throw up jager
-drink yuenglings
-yell at her friend who told me til she cries
-go to bedroom with bunch of ppl
-play rap music
-feel like nothin left in life
-give random kid a half ounce
-force him to pack as many bowls as possible
-have bong, gasmask, bubbler in rotation
-drink more beers
-yell at some ppl
-pee pants
-pass out


best new yrs ever
Usually I wait till I've passed out before I piss myself, but pay me no mind.
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