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Originally Posted by Lord Larehip
In most restaurants, they give you a little silver mug of piss-warm water and a Lipton teabag and they call this hot tea. As Killdozer would say, "I'd rather drink from the dick of a goat."
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Sounds absolutely terrible.
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Americans do not put milk in tea and in this one instance I am proud to be an American. Tea is mostly water and you do not put milk in water--that's disgusting. Tea should be loose and always straight--nothing added. F-uck flavoring, f-uck sugar, f-uck chai and f-uck milk.
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It just works, trust me. Have you ever had a cup of tea (boiled) with a tiny bit of milk and half a teaspoon of sugar? Far, far better than just putting a teabag in a mug of boiling water and drinking that imo.