I like this thread's parameters. However, one pattern is repeating itself: suggestions in this sub-forum turning into arguments.
Re "troll" accusations, forget about infractions for now, in most situations. Just delete the comments, and moderators need to refrain from calling people trolls. Exceptions - when "troll" is repeated at someone so often it's virtually harassment and when a person keeps posting pictures of trolls (generally more distracting than just the word, in my opinion). And here's an alternative to calling someone a "troll" - tell that person to "stop derailing" a thread, if that's the situation.
I have an uncontroversial proposal to make later, on a less busy day.