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Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy
Sin? Which sin? All of the sins? You could eat 70 cookies stolen from an orphanage while masturbwting to yourself in the mirror after lying in bed all day while beating your girlfriend because you're jealous of her
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So you would be beating your dick with one hand and your girlfriend with the other in bed? All while looking into a mirror that would have to be strategically placed. Not to mention somehow eating the cookies, unless you were beating your dick on your girlfriend therefore freeing up a hand to eat the cookies.