07-20-2013, 10:21 AM
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#927 (permalink)
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All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
Posts: 7,354
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Alright, I'm going to do this.
- I can't remember who I ate dinner with last week but I can remember what academy awards Alec Guinness has been nominated for in his career. My memory retention is weird.
- I'm a huge football nerd. I generally know everything about every team but I know more about the 49ers than I know about music and film. They're my true passion.
- I can't pee in public when I'm not drunk. When I'm drunk its on but when sober I'm very pee shy.
- I generally like any kind of food besides tomatoes, mushrooms, and guacamole.
- I have an unusual metabolism where I can eat pretty much anything I want and not get fat. This includes pretty much all fast food establishments.
- I love all cartoons. My favorites are Adventure Time, Spongebob, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Bobs Burgers, Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, and Ren and Stimpy.
- I'm a human map of northern New Jersey because Ive worked in so many areas for my job.
- I have ten cousins that live 15 minutes away from me and I haven't seen them in eight years. Nothing happened that was bad, my family just likes our privacy.
- I like going to flea markets and garage sales and finding old electronics. I have no idea why. I don't even use them.
- When I brush my teeth I hold my nutsack with my left hand. I've been doing this since I can remember. I don't understand why.
- I hate hard alchohol. I'll do a shot if it's absolutely necessary but I always stick to beer.
- I never eat anybody elses food even if they offer me a bite.
- I've never been west of Pennsylvania.
- I still live with my parents because living in New Jersey is horrible when you're not wealthy.
- I don't and have never had a facebook.
- I don't have a smartphone either.
- I love going to movies alone but prefer company.
- I hate hot weather but there is no other place I'd rather be than a beach.
- I'm very tall and have huge feet. 6'2 and I wear a size 13.
- It took me five years to get my associates degree in college because I hate being told what to do and what topic to learn. I like teaching myself.
- If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life it would be a cheeseburger.
- I love to golf. I was on my high schools golf team.
- I used to be a huge pothead. Now I only smoke on occasion.
- I've seen the movie Jaws over 200 times.
- I generally love this message board. I've met a couple people on here that have mad my life better considering it's been a bag of sh*t for the past six months. I'm very grateful for this fact.
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