1. I've two dogs and a pussy.
2. I'm in a band, Wolves In Sheepskin.
3. I had luscious locks for 8 years until I chopped it last summer.
4. My sister is one of the few people (I believe the number is less than ten) who have been attacked by a coyote in Arizona.
5. I wear glasses.
6. My group and I have been banned from three venues and two jam rooms for excessive noise.
7. I have a medical marijuana card, which I take full advantage of.
8. I'm a descendant of both the first woman to walk on Plymouth Rock as well as one of the women who were burned at the stake in Salem.
9. Apart from swatted insects, I've never killed an animal.
10. I could eat pho until I pop.
11. I've several hundred audio recordings of both my band and myself.
12. I live in a gated community because my dad's afraid of nearby Mexicans.
13. The first time I went to a horse race, I won $330 dollars on a single bet and got to go down to the winner's circle.
14. I've lived in California for most of my life, only to be interrupted by a 7 year stay in Arizona.
15. My smile is stuck.
16. I've a makeshift drumkit made up of cans, tins, and boxes.
17. I overdosed on Xanax, Vicoden, and a wealth of other pills when I was 16. I wrote an article about my experience and got an award for it.
18. I saw Slayer, Megadeth, and Testament for my first concert.
19. I'm 6' 4" and wear a size 14 shoe.
20. I can throat sing.
21. The only food I won't eat is shellfish unless it's in something like sushi.
22. My favourite artist is Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band.
23. My favourite film is There Will Be Blood.
24. I don't care for watching sports.
25. I'm 19 years old.
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