DontRunMeOver

You all replied at the same time, that's why. I'll answer Dirt's questions for now, as apparently he's my father (well, he keeps calling me son...).

1. Thought this question was about the actual baby jesus to begin with, but as he wasn't particularly big (in a physical sense) thought I'd better check it out on the net. Found out I was completely wrong. Ol' dirty bastard (a moniker of his which I did know) I have heard stuff by and I liked it, although the way that he rapped was better than the lyrics themselves. You could tell he was sneering, even on the radio. Apparently he's dead now though, which is a shame. He did die in the studio though, which is a great way to go. 'Dropped down dead' in fact. I wonder if they put THAT on the studio website.
2. 'Jake the Peg'. He had an extra leg. Some women would say the same about me.
3. Interesting question. Why not menage a trois? I'd go for the cow. Big hooters, great. I'm actually writing a song at the moment about a necrophiliac dumping his girlfriend because she's alive, here are the current lyrics.

"I like rigor mortis, its a quality you lack.
I prefer a girl who's always on her back.
I'm what your family and friends might refer to as a necrophiliac

So you won't be in my dreams
Until your eyes are eaten by worms and your hair teems with lice
You won't be in my thoughts
Until your a half decayed corpse
Then you'll look nice
Then I'll look twice"

But the cow still get my vote. Maybe a bull, I've heard they can be very horny...

Questions:
1. If he/she jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? Do you think that overuse of this phrase by parents to children has contributed to the popularity of basejumping?
2. If you could only see in one colour for the rest of your life, what colour would that be and why?
3. When you see the word 'erection' what's the first image that comes into you mind?