Was going to buy some mushrooms, but my friend texted me and said that he had turned a profit and was going to keep the remainder for personal use. Since I have to work tomorrow and he doesn't, I was completely fine with this.
He proceeded to send me pictures of him all sweaty and out of it wearing no pants. In the first one, he was wild-eyed and had his junk pulled back, Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs-style. In the next, it was just his ass.
I'm kind of bummed now, because those were clearly exemplary mushrooms.
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It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken
Perhaps they're better left unsung
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