Originally Posted by Hermione

I love Ryan Gosling

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[aggressively tries to appear not that thirsty while parched]

But everyone here already knows that I'm a celebrity, I'm Helena Bonham Carter. You might have seen me in Fight Club or lately, everything Tim Burton does.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist