Originally Posted by Gavin B.

Z.Z. Top scares the hell out of me.

They're scarier than psychotic circus clowns riding around in midget cars.

Scarier than truck stop waitresses with beehive hairdos and rhinestone studded eyeglasses.

Scarier than guys with snake tattoos all over their faces.

Okay... that's it... I've covered everything that scares me.