Why'd the little boy drop his ice cream in the middle of the street?
-Cause he got hit by a bus
What's red but smells like blue paint?
-Red paint.
Why did the old lady put skates on her wheel chair?
-She had dementia.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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