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Originally Posted by Saurus
I'm going to go with short, cheesy ones:
How did the broom get a girlfriend? He swept her off his feet.
Why can't you bear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because the p is silent.
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Is it why "can't you bear" or "why can't you hear?"
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Originally Posted by mord
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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