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Old 05-23-2013, 08:13 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Kylie Minogue: Light Years


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All this Britney Spears is totally making me wanna expand my dance pop knowledge. Kylie Minogue is one of those names I've been hearing get thrown around so here goes.

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Damn. I am already highly entertained. Three songs in and I want to buy this. This is just fun, sun shiny, feel good music that is catchier than the Bubonic Plague and even more awesome. I love how this album has no qualms about sounding cheesy as all fuck. It just goes straight for your happy button without any sense of shame or self consciousness.

Kylie's voice and the dance pop/disco music on here feel like the perfect music for a night of dancing and questionable sex on the beach. So the cover is perfect. Or maybe a drive in a convertible along one of those California roads that's on a cliff overlooking the ocean. I wouldn't be driving of course. I'd be far too busy cleaning the shit from my pants. Seriously, who drives on those death traps?

Is that a song about the Loveboat? Oh, God that's just so deliciously goofy.

And just when I was thinking the disco was getting a bit repetitive in comes "Koocachoo" with some off-the-wall electro pop to make things nice and fresh again. Not to mention more fun than...than...hold on, I'll get back to you with an amusing metaphor. I wouldn't want to disappoint my adoring subjects after all. Ah, fuck it. I'm lazy.

Yeah, on a first(ish) listen this album is just awesome. I've definitely got a new obsession to explore. Why must America be so indifferent to anything not from America? This should have been all over the radio.

Spoiler for I'm sick of these god damn ****ing click jokes. I'm sure you stupid ****s don't even care just how much time and effort and ingenuity I've put into them. **** you, you ungrateful little trogladytes. I hope you choke on your own tumors.:








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