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Old 05-09-2013, 08:50 PM   #7984 (permalink)
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A tip I like to give girls when they ask me how they should jerk a guy off... every time I use the same answer.

Use your mouth
Until you run into the girls who refuse to give blowjobs.

That's when you say
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that, it sounded like you said YOU GON LEARN TODAY!"
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