Originally Posted by Engine

Thanks! It could have been done with 7 or 8 years of school post high school, but it took me twenty because I like to take long breaks. Like decade-long ones.



Vanished objects don't actually vanish.
What happens is that small humanoid creatures (not microscopic ones, they're usually 1 or 2 inches tall) come and take them somewhere else. Usually they don't take them far, but too far for normal sized people to bother looking.