Sparks-themed post #2, because
why the hell not?
Last spring I was met with this album on the phonograph for many mornings, because Ki (Rob) was going through a phase, and I can't say that I ever complained about it.
"No. 1 in Heaven" is an album with few tracks, but more than enough substance. Produced by Giorgio Moroder. Sparks were way ahead of their time with this electronic masterpiece.
Sparks - "No. 1 in Heaven" (FULL ALBUM)
This next song was one of my favorites just to sing on the way to work, a few years ago. I have a killer falsetto but I'm too ashamed/shy to show it off to anyone.
"Under the Table With Her"
This next song is a running joke in the fandom because it's one of the only songs written solely by Russell Mael. And it's about (no surprises) pineapples. I've heard stories of people bringing pineapples to the Maels in the 70s. Many silly image macros crafted by fangirls have involved pineapples. They're just a thing in the Sparks fandom.
Furthermore, my sister still randomly texts me lyrics to this song, and we've recited the whole thing in one go. Many times.
"Pineapple"
This next song is one of my most favorite Sparks songs. It's the origin of my username on almost every social networking site I've ever used. The lyrics are beautiful, though I'm always kept wondering just why the lady lingers. Oh well.
"The Lady is Lingering"
Now let's have some weird videos from the Maelian vault.
In case you've ever wanted to watch Ron Mael strip out of ladies' clothing, now's your chance. Here's Sparks' ode to the National Enquirer.
"I Predict"
Have you ever wanted to watch Ron Mael get pelted with pies? There's a video for that.
"All You Ever Think About is Sex"
Or maybe you've always wondered what it would be like if Ron tempted little girls with candy while wearing a bunch of weird masks. Well...
"Funny Face"
Or maybe you've always wanted to see the Maels kick each others' asses? Ok.
"Tips for Teens"
Oh, and just because I really like "Whomp That Sucker" in its weird, cheesy entirety, here's the full album in one convenient youtube video.