I realize that in the event of an Amber Alert, someone's child is missing and possibly in danger, but I wish Verizon didn't feel a need to alert me of this at 3AM. Especially since the perpetrator was apparently in Maryland, which is an entire country's length from here. It's not like I was going to get out of bed and be like "holy shit, I need to help find this kid on the opposite end of the country". God damn it, Verizon.
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