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Old 04-18-2013, 10:44 PM   #7486 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara
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Originally Posted by Always View Post
Is there any place where white skinny weirdos can get laid? Besides Portland I mean, because I want to freak out some chicks, errr... I mean get my freak on.
*COUmybedGH*

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Originally Posted by scleaves View Post
We didn't do anything. She said she had a bad experience with a guy before dating me and wanted to take this aspect slow.
Fair enough then. That's nice of you to be respectful. You'll get the poon one day, just try to not worry about it because if you're not thinking about it, it's more likely to happen.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon View Post
Did he insert his tongue or just on the surface of it?

He inserted the tongue inside too. It felt really fucking weird.

Surface is as far as I'll go
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. View Post
If a dude even thought about going anywhere near my ******* I would punch him. Legit.


That's my girl!

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Originally Posted by Burning Down View Post
That's just gross. Ugh! Ass is off limits for me. It's just too gross to be a turn on for me. Luckily it's also off limits for him so I don't have anything to worry about, lol.
You should consider anal though, it's not as bad as you would think it is, just make sure you use enough lube. I once put too much lube in my ass and on my ex's dick and it turned everything up there to liquid if you know what I mean and when he pulled his dick out there was shit all over it.

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens View Post
Rimming ftw. I can't believe how many women find this a turn off. A real shame

I have always preferred nice, chunky arses aesthetically to any other part of a woman's body (maybe one or two exceptions) so obviously I enjoy shoving my face into some batty and munching on a bit of anus every now and then.

lol at me posting in the sex thread.
Then you must enjoy eating crap? Because seriously if it stinks bad and looks bad it must taste bad.

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
Dude take that girl in the shower and work it out. Personally ass favors aren't a real go to experiment for me, and i don't even like sliding the ol john dough in there either because it usually hurts the girl, but some chicks dig that stuff. You aren't as hardcore as your nail polish bro.
The usually reason it hurts for girls is if it's their first time or she's all tense because she's worried it's going to hurt. As long as the lady relaxes and there's decent lube it should be fine.

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Originally Posted by Hermione View Post
Rimming a dude isn't that great
I imagine doing it on a girl would be much easier
Is that because guys have hairy anuses?
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