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Old 04-16-2013, 03:06 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
Jesus. What do you have to do to get kicked out of Arkansas, have sex with someone other then your cousin?

Driving with no shoes... No

I was going 55 in a 35 down a one way the WRONG way....no license no insurance, a drunk ex, a pit bull with no muzzle a oz. of pot open containers and seriously no shoes on my feet.... it was easier for them to escort me to the state line and kindly ask me never to return after they followed me to the atm so I could pay the HUGE FINE!

So take that Arkansas...the next stop I made was Graceland...
( wasn't that far over the line it may even be in West Memphis)
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