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Old 04-16-2013, 02:48 PM   #30 (permalink)
RoxyRollah
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Been there twice~ Once for a hefty hefty charge was in there 12 hours... and kept in isolation because I had a spider bite on the back of my neck...

Second one I was 45 minutes all because of an tail light out, and a band of Russians that were in the US with work visa's and I was the only American and the only one with an easy last name to spell.. I sat there the first 20 minutes needing to pee and so I told the cop who arrested me (small small town) I had to pee he told me come on out..."push open the door?"
"So I have been sitting in an unlocked cell for 20 minutes?"
"Yup"
"Lemme get this straight I have been sitting here quitely like a good citizen in an UNLOCKED CELL!"
"Yup.."
"Well I'll be damned...."
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