Did anybody else think that this was a brilliant post. A blow by blow account of a teenage fight.
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Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
Well twas this kid who constantly bullies me at school but ive never done anything about it cause he has like 93483 people around him always and i caught him alone on halloween and walked over and started beating the sh it out of him.BUT he had a friend i didn't see which complicated things and made me in way more pain then i thought.But i still won 
EDIT: and for right-track
*walks up to kid smacks kid in face*
*kid screams*
*friend comes out smacks me*
*kick kid 1 in the stumach*
*punch kid 2 in the face then knee him in the stumach*
*me get punched me kid 1 in the jaw*
*then kid 2 kicks me in the balls  *
*on the ground*
*lay there for 5 mins*
*they sit there making fun of me*
*i knock kid 1 out from under his ankles*
*kick kid 2 in the crotch*
*they run*
*me dance*
*me wake up next morning to sore to do anything* |
I'd agree with right track on the headbutt. Make sure that you land the top of your forehead on the bridge of their nose. Then, while they're blinded, quickly grab them behind the head, pull head down and knee up into jaw or face. Essentially, if you want to be sure of winning you have to make it quick and brutal! If at any point they grab hold of you then don't forget to stamp on their toes with the heel of your shoe!
And if somebody's swinging a punch at your face or a foot at your balls then stop the damn thing before it gets there. Its not difficult, just step out of the way!
The pain will be your teacher...