I'd probably be shy at first then warm up to a small group of people. This will most likely be the people who want to share drugs with me and/or help me consume mine. We'll all split into groups and I'm sure that there would be live music that I would like to be a part of. Then someone will shout "DICKS LOVE CUNTS COCKS FARTS BITCH," and we'll know that Dirty has made his arrival. I'd probably be drinking the whole time and I'll have made friends/people who think I'm obnoxious towards the middle.
Then of course the orgy, communal satanic sacrifice, and the burning down of the building that this will all be held in will be fun to experience.
The afterparties would be a whole different story.
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