BD, bacon is the food of gods! Do you practise in your religion? My art teacher was Jewish (wait for it) Mrs Bernstein and now you're all wondering how I knew right? Haha, anyway I went to China with my school and we had buffet style meals at each table and she came up and stole some pork off my table and I almost died cos she was eating pork, so she picked up another bit and popped it in her mouth and smiled at me. I was like "
you can't do that!!!"