Originally Posted by Plankton

Funny, ever since I came up with Plankton, some of my friends (mostly band mates) call me Plank now. Also acceptable are the following:

Grand Marshall
Grand Pubah
Maestro
The Virtuoso

All kidding aside, my given name is Patrick. Only Conor knows the rest of it, and I'd like to keep it that way since I have a sordid past.