I can be pretty sarcastic, and very dry when I do it. Sometimes it doesn't come off that well when people haven't go to know me yet. In fact, I think I may have forgotten how to genuinely compliment someone...
Lying doesn't come naturally to me at all. I'll usually be 100% honest without suiting the situation, but if I do then I'll almost do it like I'm in court...nothing I say is TECHNICALLY false.
Small talk bores me and I'm not good at it, and I avoid it whenever I can. Sometimes I'll start thinking about a funny tangent and laugh out loud about it....and I only recently noticed that I have a relatively loud full laugh. I can sometimes get loud and animated when having a back and forth about something, and can be a bit of a smart arse, puts some people off.
I'm a pessimist/realist. I fear rejection, and I fear regret. Which can be a tough combo at times and I guess I hide them.
I'm pretty direct. My phone conversations are short and sweet. I don't call people for a chat, and I try to wrap them up as fast as possible. I can't browse while shopping, I go in for something particular and either get it or not.
I nearly always put things off until as late as possible, but I'm nearly always on time for things. I over analyse things.
I'm quite happy being alone reading/watching tv/playing games most of the time, I'm not a sociable person a lot of the time, so i'm quite happy not having a wide circle of people but around 5 really good friends. But if I'm socialising I do it properly. If I'm doing something (exercising, eating out, sightseeing) then it's only fun doing it with people. I'm uncomfortable/avoid being the center of attention, and I don't like attention seekers.
It's very difficult to offend me. I like most lewd jokes and don't tend to hold things like nationality/sports etc as things to get offended over. Sometimes I assume the same goes for everyone...which can cause friction.
I don't like posing for photos, I hate it. it stops everything and you fake smile and ugh. I don't mind it if it's a quick shot but stopping and arranging in order...Plus I can't fake smile, I look scary.
I'm either loud and social, or quiet and thoughtful depending on company. I'm 6'4" and I've been told I can be a little intimidating for people who don't know me. I'd never even considered it before. I'm a bit of a pussycat.
And that's a bit more than I was expecting to write.
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