A woman is trying to smoke a cigarette in front of a crowded bus stop and it's raining. A woman beside her begins smoking a cigarette as well, but first, she takes a condom, snips off the end of it, and covers her cigarette from the rain with it.
The woman having difficulty with her cigarette in the rain thought that this was a good idea and walks to the nearest drug store and asks the clerk for a condom.
The clerk then asked: "what size would you like? We have small, medium, large, and extra large."
The woman thought for a moment, then she responded "Well, I guess that it would have to be big enough to fit a camel..."
Beastiality jokes
