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Originally Posted by one_more_atrocity
1. is the glass half empty or half full!!!??
2. do you like pokeing people??
3. and finaly what do you call your willy!!?? and if you dont have a willy, why the hell not!!!!!!!!!
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At the moment I have a bottle (of water) and as I happens it is half empty. I'm saying that because I was responsible for drinking it, which means that I emptied that part and am quite proud to have done so. Due to this pride I shall say it is empty as this links the bottle to my past actions and therefore helps me to internalise its existence whereas referring to it as half-full has more to do with the action of filling, which was done by the people at Evian and is of less interest to me!
Is this a euphemism? Which kind of poke do you mean? I don't really go around prodding people with my finger but I do like 'a good shag'.
My willy. It doesn't need a name, as I never need to recognise it in a crowd (thank god).
1. Wherefore art thou Romeo? If Romeo were alive today (instead of being fictional and very dead) where would he be
a) A gig for an Emo band
b) A *** bar
c) In his mum's bedroom, trying on her clothes
d) At the end of the road, crying like a baby, while Juliet copped off with Dave from the pub
e) Somewhere else (where?)
2. If you could take any one person and force them to be world leader, who would it be?
3. Do you prefer to wear clothes which are too small, or too large for you?