01-24-2013, 08:50 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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I have learned that there is a music artist who is known as the Batlord. Obviously this is not acceptable. So I have sent him an email:
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January 24, 2013
Dear Batlord,
It has come to my attention in the past week that we both share the same moniker (i.e. The Batlord.) As much as I was amused to Google myself and find you, this will not do. Nay, the name of The Batlord should be synonymous with, and only with, the veneration of True Metal. You can see what I mean on my music blog, and know what it is to be a True Metalhead of the highest caliber. I must say that your music quite entertained me, but since it is not True Metal it unfortunately cannot be associated with the Crusade. I am sure that you would not simply relinquish your claim to our name so easily, so I challenge you to a duel. Either knives or pistols at dawn would be sufficient, but I am open to other suggestions. A baby tossing competition for instance, but I'm just spit balling here. Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.
Yours with benevolent contempt,
The Batlord
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I expect his surrender shortly.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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