A young black woman goes to social services to file for welfare to support her 7 kids. The social worker asks what the kids' names are and the black woman replies, simply, "George.". The social worker, then, asks how she can tell her children apart if they all share the same 1st name. The black woman replies, "Oh, that's easy. I just call them by their last names."
i heard this from a grandma. naughty.