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Old 01-08-2013, 11:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Rob Halford: Glam Metal God



Everyone knows that Rob Halford is the Metal God that the term "Metal God" was coined for. What not everyone may know is that Rob Halford isn't just metal royalty, but a true glamazon as well. In this post, we shall take a journey into the fashion world of this iconic man-god.




What can I say about this little number. Simple, classic, and understated. Leather and studs just scream metal and class.




Just the epitome of manly authority. The sensuously masculine lines of this uniform make you want to get on your knees and submit.



Epic fringe is epic. Seriously, what says raging masculinity like waving leather fringe?




What's that you say? A motorcycle doesn't count as fashion? Well, fuck you you gaping cunt! Rob Halford's motorcycle is the greatest fashion accessory in the history of mankind. What I wouldn't give to grip his handlebars and rev his engine
Hmm. All sounds a little gay to me. "Makes you want to get down on your knees and submit? "Grip his handlebars and rev his engine"? Is there a subtext here? Something you're not telling us, Batty? Hmm?
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