Posting In The Style Of Other Posters
Each month I pretend to be someone else on the forum.
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Originally Posted by youarelucky
Cheap Kitchens Manchester . Cheap Kitchens sale on solidwoodkitchen.co.uk . £495 for full kitchen with appliance. 01616-664780.
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Hello youarelucky welcome to musicbanter. I'm sorry that you had your last 23 accounts banned and I'm sorry that profanity was used when you last tried to tell us about your wonderful kitchens. It would be nicer if you can share your knowledge of kitchens in a less hostile environment here and I welcome your contributions to the discussion on the forum should any kitchen related conversation where your much needed expert opinion would be much welcomed.
I had a look at some of your kitchens. Before I went to your website I researched what a kitchen is and it said this.
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A kitchen is a room or part of a room used for cooking and food preparation.
In the West, a modern residential kitchen is typically equipped with a stove, a sink with hot and cold running water, a refrigerator and kitchen cabinets arranged according to a modular design. Many households have a microwave oven, a dishwasher and other electric appliances. The main function of a kitchen is cooking or preparing food but it may also be used for dining, food storage, entertaining, dishwashing and laundry.
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Kitchen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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What is a kitchen?
Answer: Its a place where one cooks delectables for the plate.
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What is a kitchen
Also did you know that the surname Kitchen means
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'an occupational name for someone who worked in or was in charge of the kitchen'
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Family Facts for: Kitchen
I often wondered if the actor Michael Kitchen had any ancestors in his family that worked in kitchens. I think a few culinary delights have come out of his family over the years
I particularly enjoyed your White High Gloss Shaker Style Kitchen
This looks very vegan friendly due to the peppers on display in it, or Bell Peppers or Sweet Peppers or Capsicums as they are known as throughout the world. I'm disappointed that you have what looks like a joint of roasted meat in the background. Have you ever considered using the peppers for a delicious healthier meal instead?
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Capsicum is a genus of flowering plants in the nightshade family Solanaceae. Its species are native to the Americas where they have been cultivated for thousands of years. In modern times, it is cultivated worldwide, and has become a key element in many regional cuisines. In addition to use as spices and food vegetables, capsicum has also found use in medicines.
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Capsicum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I also found a lovely vegan recipe for stuffed peppers the other day, maybe you could try this instead of meat next time.
Recipes for wellness: Peppers, stuffed with vegan flavor - Washington Post
Gave me loads of wind but they were very tasty
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Flatulence and wind are symptoms related to gas in the gastrointestinal (GI) system. 'Flatulence' usually refers to gas passed per rectum. 'Wind' as a symptom may mean either belching (gas passed from the stomach outwards via the mouth), or gas passed per rectum (or even just feeling bloated). 'Eructation' is another term for belching.
Flatulence and belching are common symptoms in the general population
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Flatulence and Wind | Doctor | Patient.co.uk
I did find a video on youtube to show this but it's very distasteful and I don't advise long exposure in the face to methane and I hope that these people perpetrating these jokes thing seriously about the long term damage they can do to someone pulling pranks like this.
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Methane is not toxic below the lower explosive limit of 5% (50000 ppm). However, when methane is present at high concentrations, it acts as an asphyxiant. Asphyxiants displace oxygen in the air and can cause symptoms of oxygen deprivation (asphyxiation). The available oxygen should be a minimum of 18% or harmful effects will result. Methane displaces oxygen to 18% in air when present at 14% (140000 ppm). It is not expected to cause unconsciousness (narcosis) due to central nervous system depression until it reaches much higher concentrations (30% or 300000 ppm) - well above the lower explosive limit and asphyxiating concentrations.
Effects of oxygen deficiency are:
12-16% - breathing and pulse rate are increased, with slight muscular incoordination;
10-14% - emotional upsets, abnormal fatigue from exertion, disturbed respiration;
6-10% - nausea and vomiting, inability to move freely, collapse, possible lack of consciousness;
below 6% - convulsive movements, gasping, possible respiratory collapse and death.
Since exercise increases the body's need for oxygen, symptoms will occur more quickly during exertion in an oxygen-deficient environment. Survivors of oxygen deprivation may show damage to some or all organs including the central nervous system and the brain. These effects may or may not be reversible with time, depending on the degree and duration of the low oxygen and the amount of tissue injury.
Some closely related aliphatic hydrocarbons (propane, butane and isobutane) may be weak cardiac sensitizers in humans following inhalation exposures to high concentrations (greater than 5% for isobutane and greater than 10% for propane). Cardiac sensitizers may cause the sudden onset of an irregular heartbeat (arrhythmia) and, in some cases, sudden death. Sudden deaths have been reported in cases of substance abuse involving butane and propane. Under stressful conditions and with exposure to high concentrations, the effects of cardiac sensitization may be important for some hydrocarbon gases. The asphyxiant effects of methane may enhance cardiac sensitization.
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What are the main health hazards associated with breathing in methane?
I also found another video of a band called the Freak Kitchens. It's a very catchy tune but I didn't enjoy humiliation aspect of it as it has been proven in many studies that humiliation can emotionally stump a childs mind and cause lots of long term damage in the future
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Parents and teachers who try to make their kids behave by subjecting them to humiliating punishments are taking the wrong approach to discipline, experts say.
Just this month, a Florida teacher was suspended for making tardy students wear a wide-brimmed dog collar dubbed the "cone of shame." And parents in Minnesota who were disappointed with their daughter's grades were arrested after they shaved the 12-year old girl's head and forced her to wear a diaper and run around outside.
While these cases are certainly extreme, experts say that any punishment that shames or embarrasses a child is not an effective way to discipline youngsters, and may cause long-term psychological damage.
"The research is pretty clear that it's never appropriate to shame a child, or to make a child feel degraded or diminished," said Andy Grogan-Kaylor, an associate professor of social work at the University of Michigan. Such punishments can lead to "all kinds of problems in the future," Grogan-Kaylor said, including increased anxiety, depression and aggression.
Malicious punishments can also damage a parent's relationship with their child, and lead to a cycle of bad behavior, experts say.
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Embarrassing Punishments Hurt Kids, Experts Say
Your exciting discussion and enthusiasm on kitchens has name me really think about getting a new one, thank you for posting and don't let your 23 bannings for spam dissuade you from posting again.