I have weird dreams often. Last night I dreamt that there was a group of snails with sharp shells in my living room and they kept attacking me by rushing under my feet and getting stuck in my big toes. Then my dad rushes in and tells me to hide him in the kitchen drawer because the police were after him for having illegal snails. It didn't work out, getting him in the drawer because he's 6' 7", so he had me duct tape him to the ceiling.
When the cops came I pretended like I was studying and the cop asked me if he could get some of my notebook. I was confused, and he was like "you know, let me get some of that, like let me write in it." I gave him the notebook and it was filled with printouts of MB users' profiles. I don't remember much after that but I do recall that my dog's nose got tattooed with a psychedelic gif, and I was cool with it because it was her choice. Fun stuff.
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