Originally Posted by jadetree

There is this woman who lives in Astoria, shes a bartender and grew up a hick somewhere upstate. She is way past her prime and she actually believes, despite having absolutely no talent or a voice at all, that she will make it big. It's so damn sad to watch her writhe on stage with a bunch of hack musicians. Trust me, you will feel cheated if you pay to see her band beeater or giftshop or whatever its called. Go watch an opera instead. It's way more interesting than watching some slut try to be a musician.