Trollheart, I was extremely happy to come to your journal and find a new update of The Meat Grinder. No matter how many you do, I always love them.
And I'm not sure how you're having such bad luck... I went to the Encyclopedia Metallum, his "random band" and within a few hits had a power metal band. Some day you'll write up one of these features and listen to a band you actually enjoy!
Either that, or the continual exposure to extreme metal will brainwash you into enjoying it.