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Originally Posted by Hermione
For real! I mean, come on, why else would he and Michelle be ~so in love~ after 20 years? Michelle is always at the front of everything with him, but Ann Romney is only ever a foot note or a punch line. She ain't getting any, and if she is, it's prob on the side...
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Shes probably getting hot missionary sex at least once a year. He rolls over and hammers at it for a few seconds and then thinks about his offshore bank accounts and nuts one out. After that he probably has his personal chef make him a steak to get that bad taste out of his mouth.