Originally Posted by Conan

So, I was getting a massage the other day. When all of the sudden, she's naked. Two other women came in the room and started taking their clothes off. Then I looked at my penis and it turned into a golden dragon.

Then I was awake.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.