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Old 10-09-2012, 09:37 AM   #6256 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk View Post
I think he means having sex while cooking around the house. Like fucking in the shed while balancing a hot plate on an old box of clothes and rustling up a steak.
This seems to be completely backwards. The woman should be the one making me a steak while we're bangin'. And god help her if it isn't rare.

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Originally Posted by likuidcoka View Post
Well I don't know about all that being true. I'm a Brown Mexican woman and Ill suck off my man for an extra 5 minutes if he does anything extra special.It can be something as simple as his cap being slightly tilted.Or the cologne he has on..or cooking or washing dishes. As long as he shows appreciation .
What if I just make some Top Ramen, will you touch me?
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