-I would first pay off all my debts
-Pay off all the debts of my close friends and family members
-Build the house of my dreams
-Build all my close friends and family members houses of their dreams
-Then I would start my own professional wrestling promotion
-Start my own record label
-Take all of my friends and family on a shopping spree
-Go around to poor neighborhoods and anonymously leave heaps of cash to later be discovered (the ones who actually need it, not the druggies)
Then I would call up my ex-wife and rub all of the money that she loves so much, right in her face. Then my son and I would live happily ever after
