That's a very tough one. I've only really gotten into fashion within the last year and I'm not even close to really having a grasp on it. I actually got into it through fragrances, strangely enough. I think that's backwards. What you said kind of reminds me of the "male skirt" fad (I know you said skirts don't work on you, just came to mind). It was going strong there for awhile.
I really don't have much advice unfortunately.

I don't know shi
t yet.